I had to buy a new mouse today.
What was wrong with the old one you say?
I don’t know if it was dust bunnies or crumbs in the head,
But I was ready to throw the old one under the bed.
I don’t want my frustration to make me cry,
I like things to work the first time I try.
So, off to the store, to find just the right one,
One that is slim, pretty and gets the job done.
It works, it works! I am prompted to shout,
On with my day and my heavenly route.